Just DON’T do it mmmkayyy???

Grrr

Today is day numba tres of the #JanBlogADay Challenge and the topic is: PET PEEVES.

Anyone that knows me..knows I have quite a few “weird” things about me.

I think my pet peeves & my weird little freak out initiators pretty much run hand n hand.

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But..in the interest of not letting on to my readers that don’t actually know me in real life what a fruitcake I am….I’m going to limit this list to just my top two..

 

1

GUM

I HATE it.

I think it’s NASTY.

NASTY. NASTY. NASTY!!

I about had a fuh-reeeek out moment yesterday when I was on Pinterest “doing research” for my bucket list post and came across a couple completely gross and insanely hideous NASTY pins.

http://pinterest.com/pin/463659724106111621/

http://pinterest.com/pin/284712007662982407/

Sorry..but I just can’t post the images without seriously upchucking my lunch.

I just for the life of me can’t understand what possesses humans to do that?

Since as far back as I remember…the sight, smell, & taste of gum makes me nauseated. Like seriously. I can’t even see it on Tv or pics of it.

Even sitting next to someone who is chewing gum sends my body and mind into panic mode. I can SMELL it. I can hear them chewing it. My brain just rolls over & over the grossness of it while my body tries to refrain from puking.

Like seriously.

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Who knew this was a disease? Well..it is.

Tell me..why would anyone want to chew on the same piece of food for hours?

And don’t even get me started on the smacking..or blowing bubbles…or sticking it to stuff, or those freaks that take it out and pull it and play with it!

You don't know how much anguish I endured to post this photo.

You don’t know how much anguish I endured to post this photo.

EVEN Oprah hates gum! Nuff said!

Oprah is an American icon…so if you don’t hate gum too…then you’re just un-American.

2

TOOTHPASTE & people brushing their teeth in front of me.

NASTY NASTY NASTY.

Again..as far back as I can remember..all things to do with teeth brushing makes me gag.

The spit, the slobber, the taste of ALLL toothpastes. GROSS.

This is why I get gassed for a cleaning at the dentist.

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Our whole family brushes their teeth in the shower. That way I don’t have to hear or smell it. Or see the toothpaste remnants in the sink or little dots on the mirror. Gross!

I can’t even watch someone on tv brush their teeth. But please..that shit is gross…why do they even do it??

I seriously have the best husband ever! He caters to all my little quirks & makes adjustments accordingly. He used to be a gum eater when we got together…he dropped it completely. And he brushes his teeth in the shower and has taken on all kid teeth brushing duties. My hero!

 

My kids do the weirdest shit..

I went in Daynie’s room to check on her last night…

From the door I could see her Stompeez and Madagascar wig sticking out each end of her blanket.

I was thinking..why in the world would she wear that retarded wig to bed..

I walked over to take it off and was shocked to find my child not under the wig or blanket… Just more blankets.

After the initial panic left ( i leaned over and saw she was sleeping soundly on a pallet on the floor next to her bed) I flashed forward about 8 years to when she’s a teenager and sneaking out.

If she’s this excelled at trickery this young.. What in the world kind of shenanigans will I be dealing with in 8 years???

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