Oops Miley did it again…

 

 

Have ya’ll seen the video to Miley’s new song Wrecking Ball???

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Miley honey…grab a seat cover…

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She alllllmost made it through the video without showcasing her tongue…oh nope wait..there it is!

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Does Miley own any actual CLOTHES?  This girl is desperate to flaunt her body. At least she is wearing age appropriate attire this time…definitely a step up from her cartoon onesie.

I wonder if this also comes in a 6-9 months?

I wonder if this also comes in a 6-9 months?

During the opening of this video all I want to do is tell her to swallow. (although I’m sure she hears that often enough…oh snap that was a low blow) The spit between her top & bottom teeth as she sings is enough to make me wanna gag. Umm…do they not edit these videos? I’m sure there were plenty of spitless takes. Even if there weren’t….. If they can photoshop half of Lindsey Lohan’s rack out of Herbie to make it more ‘family friendly’…they can take out Fruitcake’s saliva to save our lunches. Gross.

Watch out Kim & Farrah…there’s a new ugly crier in town & her name is Miley.

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I wonder if they practice their fake cries?

 

All obvious ridiculousness aside…I actually kinda dig the song…maybe because it reminds me of a Taylor Swift song…especially the beginning.  And everyone knows I love me some Taylor.

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Vids to make ya chuckle..

 

So first off…

I live in TEXAS.

It’s flippin HOT here.

So I can appreciate this woman’s frustration.

Put me down for a snow living room too Lord.

The next video isn’t as funny as it is awesome!  Your mouth will be open in shock at how cool this maid of honor is…until the end when she gets a standing ovation. If my sista hyjacked my day & got the crowd to go wild like she’s the Jonas’ brother’s long lost sister…I’d punch her in the throat & smear wedding cake in her face.

And last but most certainly not least…

The train wreck we call Miley.

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If you follow me on InstaGram…you know I posted this after watching her latest vid.

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The first 3 times I watched this I thought…what a whack job…is she serious?

By the 5th view I have since changed my view of Miley from freak show to PURE GENIUS.

It’s seriously such a crazy train wreck you can’t look away. You watch it over & over. You share it with every poor soul that will make fun of it with you.

Marketing genius Miley.

She set out to make a completely outrageous, get all them bitches talkin video.

Mission accomplished.

I mean look at me..I’ve watched it more times than I care to share without looking like a whack-a-doodle and now I’m blogging about it.

Probably from my post alone her YouTube views will shoot from 45 million to eighty-ten bazillion.

You’re welcome Miley.

Oh yeah..check this chick’s post on the video out…

http://winterswinters.wordpress.com/2013/06/20/an-analysis-of-we-cant-stop-miley-cyrus-new-music-video/

Caution: It’s totes hilar… & has a clean shot of Miley’s money maker moonin. Plus..more twerking than one post should be allowed to have.

 

 

 

 

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