My kids do the weirdest shit..

I went in Daynie’s room to check on her last night…

From the door I could see her Stompeez and Madagascar wig sticking out each end of her blanket.

I was thinking..why in the world would she wear that retarded wig to bed..

I walked over to take it off and was shocked to find my child not under the wig or blanket… Just more blankets.

After the initial panic left ( i leaned over and saw she was sleeping soundly on a pallet on the floor next to her bed) I flashed forward about 8 years to when she’s a teenager and sneaking out.

If she’s this excelled at trickery this young.. What in the world kind of shenanigans will I be dealing with in 8 years???





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