If you are wondering why I’ve been M.I.A. from the blog world for like evaaaa….then you’ll just have to wonder a little bit longer. #sorrynotsorry . Ok I am sorry for using that lame hashtag. #not.
Have no fear! I will be back in the blogosphere in full force soon enough!
For now…enjoy this repost from Back to School stuff from last year….
When I was a kid…I was lucky to get this:
Like O. M. G. I’m totally going to spend 3 hours every night carefully crafting my rotten child’s lunch into the most adorbs little creations so I can totally be the coolest mom on the block. THANKS PINTEREST!
Crazy mom say whaaaaat??
Although the latest Pinterest craze of fun kids lunches is cute….that’s all it is. Cute.
It’s just NOT practical!
Step away from the mouse! Don’t you pin that!
Hey! Don’t do it! DON’T PIN IT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SANE!
Shrimp? Really? SHRIMP????
I’m sure that is ganna be fresh & smell spectacular come lunch time. Your child’s teacher thanks you.
The skewer lunch above would just result in pissing my kids off. That wouldn’t fill their tummies. Daynie would open her lunch box & be all…”W-T-F MOM?!”
This giraffe is soooooo cute. Umm…yeah…but it’s sure the hell not practical!
I’m sure this kid appreciates the amount of bread you just wasted to perfect each body part:
I mean…is THIS practical?? What a WASTE…
You ganna eat YO cone-bread?
Where’s the rest of the orange?
Did you REALLY just cut open a whole orange to use ONE slice to make a sun? Mom, c’mon…I’m starving here…can you stop teasing me & let me eat the WHOLE orange?
This looks fun:
I’m sure the Cafeteria Monitor Nazi’s are totally going to be into letting the kids play just one more game before eating their lunch.
I’m sure this will remain intact by lunch time:
And these?? Don’t EVEN get me started on THESE!
DIY Re-usable snack lunch bags?
Because the 200 pack of ziploc bags for $1 at Wal-Mart isn’t practical OR going to save you time & money. Hmph.
Do I even need to touch on CLEANING THOSE THINGS??
Mom’s…you’re setting the bar wayyy too high.
Think of your child’s devastation on the days they open their lunch box to see this:
Yes my friends…there’s a pin for that.
Mom’s you must STOP this PINstrosity right now!