My happy place…my bed…all the best things happen there!
Whatever happened to… predictability, the milk man, the paper boy, evening TV…AWWW..you’re welcome! & just to make sure my fav childhood show’s theme song is stuck in your head ALLLLL day now….
you’re obviously welcome.
So what if I…. let my psycho shine when I created this pinterest board. made me feel better. plus…my 3K+ followers didn’t seem to mind 😉
E! needs a reality show about… me duh. I’m as awesome, crazy, dysfunctional, & interesting as they come. Eat your heart out Honey Boo Boo….it’s The Nina Show..get on wit ya bad self…there’s a new loud mouth brat in town!
My go-to fast food meal is… I just mosey on over to Hubby Jack’s IG feed & see what greasy unhealthy concoction he’s stuffing in his face hole that day & replicate that.
You might not know that I… was almost kidnapped when I was a toddler and have a niece that was totally kidnapped when she was a baby. Her name is Rae-Leigh Bradbury & she’s flippin famous. Go ahead…google her. Or just click the link if ya lazy.
The hottest quarterback in the NFL is… I don’t watch sports…but aren’t they all hot? isn’t it a prerequisite to being a football playa?
If I could…. think of an answer for this question I would type it.
My personality is awesome because… HAVE YOU READ MY BLOG?? Everything about my personality radiates pure awesomeness. If you think my blog is outta control awesome…you should meet the real life me!
Twerking is…. too damn hard. I try it every now & then b/c I think it would be totes hilar to bust out in full on twerk mode at the most inopportune times…but it’s just too freakin hard. my butt don’t bend that way.
I think it’s super gross when… imma let my freak flag fly here and go ahead & tell ya’ll what i’ve already told ya’ll…when people do anything they do with gum (ugh..just typing that word makes me cringe)!!! Why would anyone want to chew on the same piece of food for hours? I want you to stick a piece of steak in your mouth & chew it for 4 hours straight! I’ve already went on my gum rant here. And since I’m a Chiclephobia sufferer…I believe I have every right to rant.
Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus…. oh where do we start! i’m pretty sure the internet overload of ecards is doing a good job of that. actually…been there, blogged that. Here. Here. Here. and Here. Wowza! Did I actually devote 4 posts to Smiley Miley??