Daynie: What happens when all the people that work at like a restaurant or store are all English and a Spanish speaking person comes in? What do they do?
Daynie: Mamma, does your car have internet?
Garridon: (at the Movies) I have to go to the bathroom, will you pause it?
Garridon: Mamma…why don’ t you have fancy clothes on? (He wanted me to come watch their puppet show)
Garridon: The thunderstorm can turn lights off in houses. The lightricity.
Garridon: Mamma..did they give the circle a haircut? (At the little grass circle in Kilgore that was just mowed)
Garridon: Where does the tooth fairy get money? Does she sneak in the bank and take it? Daynie: Maybe she makes the money. Garridon: Maybe she sneaks in people’s houses at night and steals the money. Me: I don’t think the tooth fairy sneaks in and steals people’s money just to sneak back in and leave it. LOL
Garridon: How did God make himself? (I get A LOT of God questions from Garridon while riding in the car)
Garridon: Can Grandma’s work at McDonald’s? Are they allowed to?
Daynie: Where we going? Me: Don’t ask that again! Daynie: I wasn’t going to ask that. Me: Ok then what? Daynie: Who invented cars? Me: Henry Ford. Daynie: Who invented gas? Danny: I did, every time I eat beans.
Danny to Daynie: I bet you $5 you can’t spell your name. Daynie: My whole name? Danny: Just your name. Daynie: My middle name to? Danny: Your name! Daynie: Just my first name? Danny: Never mind! Ha Ha! That joke didn’t go as planned!
Garridon: If you eat a breakfast burrito not in the morning..do you call it a burrito?
Daynie: Fine! I’m just ganna look ugly today & be a big freak!
Garridon: Am I wearing a pullup? Me: No..they are just the little underwear. Garridon: No they are big. They’re big like the other ones but they’re fat..that’s why their little. (funny thing is..I know EXACTLY what he is saying!)
Daynie: I kinda don’t want to cheer here…I think the dogs to their business here.
Talyn (my 4 yr old niece): Garridon..you want more smoke? Garridon: My mom has my cigerettes. Talyn: Can I have one? Mine broke. Garridon: Last one. (My sister bought them candy cigs at the Ft. Worth Stockyards)
Garridon: Mamma, can you turn the fan on to none?