Hey Hey everrrbody!
Check out my guest post over at Fat Chick 2 Fit Chick today!
It’s all about me & my blogging BFF’s:
okay okay…not really…
it’s actually a yummy skinny recipe & some other fun mamba jamba.
While you’re there…have a looksy around Jennifer’s blog. She’s def one of my favs. She also has some great recipes!
This ARCTIC BLAST here in Texas has got me FUH-REEEEEZZZing! So imma kick that heat UP, be lazy, & throw me some Crockpot Taco Soup on!
Stay warm you guys!
If you are a blog addict like muah…you need a way to keep up with them all! That’s where bloglovin comes in!
Here’s part of a post I wrote when Google Reader was being phased out:
On your main page of bloglovin you can… search for and follow your favorite blogs, categorize them however you like and read all unread posts either by date posted, category or blog name.
One feature I like is being able to scroll through snapshots of posts from the main page. Then I can choose to click it and read it…or if it doesn’t strike muh fancy…I just hit Mark as read. And the BEST thing…you can comment on blog posts from Blog Lovin! Not like that jacked up reader that gets ya all crazy & turned around trying to comment.
You can also import all the blogs you currently follow with Google Reader to bloglovin!!
Easy Peasy! Just click here to get that done.
If you’re not on Google Reader or Blog Lovin…you REALLLLLLY need to check bloglovin out. It makes following your fav blogs easy as pie! Like sooo seriously. I have the app on my phone so I can catch up when I’m at my kids baseball/softball/twirling practice…or riding shotgun with Dan the Man. I also like to read them first thing in the morning when I get to work. I have the little bloglovin icon on my toolbar and a little number will pop up on it showing how many new posts there are. -FAV PART!!
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!…..once you get all signed up, settled, and really start diggin the bloglovin atmosphere…..FOLLOW ME!!!
uhhh…what?!?!? I won AGAIN??
Thanks to muh Texas gal pal Ashton for nominating me!
Rules: Post a pic of the award in your post (side note..thank you someone for finally upgrading the pic! the other was too ugly!)
Post 11 random facts about yourself
Answer the 11 questions from the blogger who nominated you
Nominate 11 bloggers
Write 11 questions for them to answer
Let them know they’re nominated!
Apparently numba 11 is mighty popular!
(In true Ashton fashion…I shall answer her questions in as many gifs as possible)
1. Book you are reading right now?
I LOVE to read. Like LOVE LOVE LOVE it. But like I said before..I don’t have time to sit down & enjoy a book. And I CAN NOT just pick one up here & there. I have to finish it like when i start it. I will read all day & all night til that shit is finished.
2. Top 3 favorite movies?
I’m not a fan of watching movies over & over like my crazy husband who has seen Joe Dirt no less than 647 times. I don’t wanna see a movie again until I’ve had enough time to forget everything about it.
BUT…if I had to pick ONE amazeballs fav movie evaaa…
Grease FO SHO.
3. Funniest one-liner joke you know??
I kinda suck at jokes. I don’t really know any. And if I can actually remember one..it’s prob inappropriate. Like WAYYYY inappropriate. I leave the joke tellin to my husband. He’s the king of all retardedness.
I’m kinda diggin this question bc #1 I LOVE MY BED.
Here’s what my bed DID look like. LOL
I LOVED that comforter. I’ve had it forever. But unfortunately it got some wholes in the seam that I’m incredibly to lazy to sew up yet…so I ordered us another comforter off Zulily.
It’s sooo soft & fluffy & comfortable. I’m starting to love it as much as my other.
Umm..I DO have a bed skirt…but we don’t use them. I’m afraid of scorpions crawling up them? Lol..don’t know where in the world I got that…but I for real check the bed EVERY single night for those damn things before I get in.
5. Describe your very first car!
Kind of hard to describe…other than to say it was a TRUCK. I think like an 83 Chevy.
6. PC or Mac?
P freakin C
I don’t drink beer or soda. But this question reallllly makes me want a Margarita for some reason!
Is this where I’m supposed to say my kids?
They got legs they can run!
I’m not really sure what the Zombie stuff is all about…so I’m just going to grab my phone so I can call someone to ask what the hell to do. And to take pics with. Obvi if there are zombies I’m going to BLOG about it!
9. Favorite fast food indulgence?
Oh muh LAWD where do I start???
I used to go through several different fast food places at one time.and just get my fav at each. That’s some serious fat girl probz right there. In the last year I’ve cut my fast food intake drastically. I hardly ever eat it & not really crazy about it much anymore. But there are a few that still make me bat shit crazy until I get my hands on them when a craving hits.
Waffle fries and mayonnaise from Chick Fil a. Chili Cheese Fries from Dairy Queen. Tacos from Frank N Burger. Oreo Shake from Herschels. Dipped cone from McD’s plus small fry to dip. Thin crust pepperoni from Dominos. Bam. My fattening food friends.
10. Instagram or Twitter?
Why is this even a question??
IG allll the way baby.
Except for me of course.
That’s a wrap folks!
ps..I’ve never been much of a rule follower. So I just followed the ones I wanted.
I’m seriously so in love with this shirt from I Wore Yoga Pants to Work. Just ordered mine. Get in my closet.
The thing about people…they love drama and they love scandal…so to say you are playing right into my hands is an understatement. 😉
I’ve always loved that photo of me 🙂 Thanks for picking muh fav!
I was just sitting here with an old “friend” and we were discussing how you are a lying, stealing, piece of white trash shit. We decided to use your own game against you & will be profiting from it. With my awesome new face/spokesman of this venture…. I should have no problem making back the money you STOLE from me.
Peace out bitch. And by bitch…I most definitely mean you Janie.
ps. You are but a mere form of entertainment for me now. I shall sit back and enjoy the show. Let your Carly shine!
I think it’s totes bullshit that the new 5s has slow mo & my 5 phone don’t.
Damn you Apple.
My sista has posted two videos of my awesome niece doin her thang…and I’ve been trying to figure out how she did it! I just knew it had something to do with the ios7 update.
Isn’t my niece crazy awesome??
I super puffy heart love that girl!
So anyhoo..I was soooo desperate to blow away my Instagram followers with some bad ass slow mo action…that I finally broke down and downloaded the new update. YES I’m pretty sure I was the last person on Earth to do it!
And guess what?
NO EFFIN SLOW MO!!!
So I resorted to just texting my sis and asking how the hell she did it. UGH!
And guess what else?
Oh yeah I already told ya…you gotta have the new 5S!!
Is it just me or is Katie off Teen Mom 3 really the bitch that starts all the fights? Poor Joey.
In last week’s episode…it was her b-day “weekend” and he got into the car and she asked him how much gas he put in it. He said…$20 and I used $10 to wash your car.
She effin flipped.
Over water people.
Poor guy was like..I was trying to do something nice.
She just lays into him until he has enough and starts yelling back and cussing.
I would too Joey. I would too.
Then..when they get out of the car…she calls her mom to tell on Joey for yelling at her the whole ride and ruining her day.
Am I the only one SICK of her bashing him to everyone? She always leaves out HER part in the fight where she STARTS them from being a bitch and pushes and pushes him until he loses it.
The week before…he comes home from working all night at the coal mine and has to make himself a sandwich while Katie chills on the couch & bitches.
I totally just jacked those pics & captions from trashtalktv.com.
So her bitch fest is because..she doesn’t want him to go fishing because….she just wants him to sleep.
Is he 5?
He of course loses it and tells her she always says it’s ok when he plans something then the day of she never wants him to go. She just keeps saying…all I want you to do is sleep, is that too much to ask?
Look. I want to like Katie. I really do.
She’s pretty. She’s smart. She’s a good mom.
Damn. Damn. Damn.
She just comes off as a spoiled brat.
I just want you to sleep is that too much to ask?
I would want to smoke pot too.
(and I am full blown super a whole lot anti drug fo sho)
And then on the after show..the other girls are always…poor Katie..I can’t believe Joey talks to you that way…I wouldn’t put up with that. Umm..yes you would, you do and you have. At the moment ya’ll need to be jealous that she has the only baby daddy that has a J-O-B and actually cares about his kid. He’s a good daddy.
Even Katie herself says in the after show that watching the episodes she can’t believe she let’s him treat her that way. Uhh…Katie…did you fast forward through every part where YOUR MOUTH WAS OPEN??
I can’t decide who is the new Amber..
Katie?? For obvious reasons…
They both are always laying on a couch or bed in every episode.
Oh yeah…and the starting retarded fights every single time they talk to their boyfriends.
Or the prob most obvious new Amber??
Just because she goes bat shit crazy over EVERYTHING.
But really…she’s wayyy more like Janelle.
Drugged out loser boyfriend like Janelle?? CHECK.
Alex is just like Amber & Janelle…a ticking time bomb.
The only difference is she WORKS! A skill the other two still haven’t mastered.
AND she takes care of her kid…where the other two don’t give a shit about their kids…only PRETEND to for the cameras.
OY Numba 2 got me goin!
I have an unhealthy obsession with my bed.
That’s because….all the best things happen there.
#4-BIG SOFT COMFY BED TO GET LOST IN…ALONE.
#5-It’s the only place my kid isn’t afraid to do a back flip
Why do I suck as a mom? I can never remember to add a damn note to their lunch!
One time I even scoured Pinterest and printed 5 bazillion pre-made cutesy notes and put them in the drawer with the little plastic sadwich baggys so I would remember.
One time Daynie even ASKED me if I could put her a note in her lunch.
One time I even remembered as I was making the lunch…decided to walk over to the paper & markers…got sidetracked…and didn’t remember until 2 days later that I remembered then forgot!
You know how many times I have put a note in the kids lunches?
Mom of the year award goes right here baby.
I don’t have anything else..so here are some pics of my kids.
You’re obvs welcome.
This morning before school. Daynie wearing all pink for breast cancer awareness. “Cardinals for the Cure” G refused. Danny wouldn’t let me send snacks for the occasion….
The kids yesterday on picture day 🙂 G is such a butt. He can’t give me just ONE normal pic.
It’s a sad sad day here at The Nina Show.
This morning the unthinkable happened.
And my heart is heavy.
I was rockin to muh jams on the way to the Post Office to check the three PO boxes just like everrr other day…and I hit the brakes to stop. Out of
nowhere the front seat flew my stupid rude ass laptop and into the floorboard….
(insert super ugly Farrah cry face here)
The tragic accident severed his arm.
(insert super ugly KIM Kardashian cry face here)
And it was kinda his important arm.
Worst. Day. Everrrr.
I just really don’t know where to go from here.
Hippie Santa was muh BFF.
We had some good times together.
Road trips…. (aka #roadtrippity)
Late night Wally World trips…
He’s with me through the everrday rigamaroo. (yes that’s totally a word)
He’s right by my side on my binging days.
He’s my party partner.
Oh yeah.. Gnomie My Homie DiED. Forgot to tell ya’ll. It’s all good though…it was for the best. Blessing in disguise actually. I think he died of being a lying, stealing, pathetic, piece of white trash shit..but not for sure. You should ask Janie.
(I know Gnomie looks sweet…but don’t let his face fool ya..wolf in sheep’s clothing.)
I’ve got pictchas of EVERRRbody I know peacin out with Hippie Santa.
He’s a pal like no other..Seriously the most awesome dude eva.
And now this…
How he’s still cheesin & peacin under the circtumstances…I just dunno. He’s got the best attitude. We could all learn something from him.
Right now we are meeting with surgeons and exploring our options.
So if anyone has any ideas of how we can help Hippie Santa make it through this heartbreaking time…let me know.
I’m thinking of organizing some kind of event. He needs a color, a slogan, and an emblem. I was thinking about Hope 4 Hippie Santa.
Even though my morning started off rather cataclysmic…it also started out uber awesome!
That’s b/c muh FAVVVVV blogger HOLLY at Where we can live like Jack & Sally asked me to guest post for her today!!!
Holly is seriously one rockin cool chick. Her humor completes me.
She is the wife of this guy:
Who is equally as hilarious. But not as famous.
Check out muh guest post awesomeness HERE.
Today I did a lil guest postin over on:
Be sure to check it out HERE. Then stay awhile & look around. He’s one of muh most fav bloggers.
I know I’ve been a little MIA lately….it’s just that crazy thing called life. We stay sooo busy!
I hope to get a weight loss post/update up pretty soon. Things are going S.L.O.W. but they are still going! Also I have a lot of awesome stuff in the works! So. MUCH. To. Post. About.
You can keep up with our errrday randomness via my IG acct.
If FaceBook is more your style…you can like my page and my IG pics/vids go straight to FB feed too.
FYI- I have changed all my stuff from MommyEdwards to The Nina Show. I touched a little bit about that on Tim Bob’s Bloggy Blog.
Also…another FYI- My name is pronounced NINE-uh. Like the number 9. I’m way too awesome to be a plain ol ordinary name. Also I was named after my great aunt..who was equally as awesome. We both totally rock that name.
Until I next week when hopefully I am back in the groove of things….
I leave you with this cuteness overload: