We don’t really have Christmas traditions in our family…we just kinda wing it as we go.
When I first had kids I had these grand plans of all the wonderful traditions we would carry out every season….like decorate cookies for Santa in our newly unwrapped matching pajamas on Christmas Eve.
Then life happened & I’m like…oh just forget it. The first few years we were always going to a family gathering on Christmas Eve and by the time we got home…Daynie was asleep!
Seriously..we are always running everywhere all the time around the holidays it doesn’t feel like we have time to just enjoy it….or even just enjoy it with our little family.
& especially on Christmas Eve. We usually either have a Christmas to go to or host it at our house…by the time everything is cleaned up we are rushing the kids to bed because we know we (and by we I totally mean ME) have hours of putting shit together & setting up.
Where is that fat man anyway & why am I always stuck doing his job?
Why does this remind me of Danny? It’s prob the one sock half off.
I guess you can say I’m a little over the Christmas thing. It sucks me dry physically, mentally, & financially.
Danny’s family does have one MAJOR Christmas tradition though…BINGO.
Yes…his WHOLE family gets together…and brings a buttload of food & a buttload of Bingo prizes & then they stuff their faces and get their Bingo on. And Bingo in his family is quite the serious deal….for about 20 min.
He just wrote the best freakin post ever about that creepy little freak that has invaded everyone’s house for the month.
Dang his post is RIGHT ON & I love the shit out of it.
We have not one..but two of those effin elves.
And I AM SO OVER IT.
I’m sick of trying to stay awake until the kids go to sleep and find a new place for those damn things. AND I’m never as creative as their friend’s moms. ANNNND….alll kinds of hell breaks lose when I forget to move the overpriced/overrated suckers.
I’m totally with Jake on this one…how about makin the kids mind by telling them JESUS is watching? Oh..b/c the spoiled rotten brats know that Jesus doesn’t bring the goods…that’s Santa’s job. So…then there’s the other thing…spank their asses! Yep…I’m ganna go with that one.
Thanks Jake for literally making me LOL today. Your post hit the spot!
This is one for the history books folks. Seriously a monumental day for The Nina Show.
Yesterday…. I emailed Daynie’s teacher about something and she displayed it on the smart board and Daynie said she knew it was from me because it said…”Nina Edwards Famous Blogger” and had my picture. I was freaking out..bc I emailed her from my personal email that has nothing to do with my blog…so I tried to google what Daynie said to see why it would come up that way and this is what I found….
I wanna give out a huge thank you to NotAgain aka: Laura…who is or is not really me…for making this all possible!
I think I’ll start a thread about bitches who can’t get their shit together on hate posts and overcompensate with really detailed explanations for attention.
BTW “Laura”- I totally paid off PP…I will have your IP address & GPS coordinates momentarily. Then I will go to you so we can take some awesome bathroom double selfie shots together. We will shut alllll the hatas up by proving we are not one in the same. And you can finally get the cred you so badly want for starting the thread!
You know I was under the impression that only people that liked me & my pure awesomeness read my blog & stalked my social media….hmmmm…now that I know people that can’t stand me totally keep up with me on the daily…I will try to be more considerate of what you want from my blog.
Haters or lovers…in the end you are alllll fans! You run my numbers up either way…and for that I thank you. And whether you are sharing my rad stuff on Pinterest or hatin away on GOMI…ya keep muh name in ya mouths and that just makes me more famous yo! #keepmetrendingbitches
But to be totally honest…I blog for ME.
IF ya like me ya like me if ya don’t ya don’t. I’m going to be authentic no matter what.
Keep hatin ya’ll! And thanks for providing me with juicy content for today’s post & a great idea for muh IG giveaway!
To say I’m excited to FINALLY have my own thread on GOMI is the understatement of the century!!
I’m just like a Kardashian now…so famous I have haters! Watch out E!…here I come!
ps..ya’ll REALLY know a lot about my little blogosphere of bloggin buddies…we must be like you’re own real life realty show fix. yayy us! lame you.
pss…everyone else…if you are wondering if I responded…of course…I am me right.